In the early 80s it occurred.
the dreaded fatal energy catastrophe and the resulting technological collapse.
We are on the threshold of 2000 and since about
20 years the earth has become
a cold dark place. Life falls ever
more and more into the nightmare of
regression to the levels of medieval life.
get out of the way
get yourself a horse idiot!
Change horses!
Sir?
Yes?
Where are we heading?
We're heading towards Rome.
ah Rome! Well, yes, of course.
Let's get going then.
I'm sure I'm the only scientist on the right track.
There has to be a new source of energy out there.
People have adapted, I know.
Resignedly pulled out bicycles, carts, stagecoaches, mules and horses.
people live through the nights by candle light.
they heat and they cook by burning what little wood still manages to
be plundered from the woods that remain.
they do their laundry by hand like in the old days.
carrier pigeons are also back in use
but only the rich and the
authorities can afford them.
for the rest of the population, there is no system
around inert machines
people gather to bathe in their nostalgia.
Those were called airplanes. and they used to soar through the sky like the birds
You should've seen us as children traveling in them.
they even take their children to the airport,
as if it were a holy pilgrimage.
Some continue to carefully preserve the
shiny clean cars. Ready to drive again someday.
I'm sorry, it's just for fun. just a game.
We are on the verge of a collective neurosis.
I'm told that many families have
kept the habit of spending the evening in front of the television.
They stand there staring at the black screen
and they don't say a word for hours.
I am convinced that finding a solution to the
problem of energy sources has has become an urgent necessity
All the universities are working night and day to this end.
researching all the echoes of sound in caves, the vibrations of magnetism and light.
they also tried to study the electrical discharges in the sky.
A professor of thermodynamics has started studying the natural heat of animals.
He believes that he can create electricity from high fevers
my colleague De Renzi is researching the transformation of solar heat.
If at least there was once a sunny day, everyone would remember my work.
Keep at it, Renzi.
You'll see, sooner or later. you'll make it
what an ass.
About your experiments.
How is it doing?
Where is it?
The only one who is on the right track, is me. I know it.
it's such a simple idea.
so simple, so elementary, the egg of Columbus.
it's amazing that no one else has thought of it yet.
to think that even a child remembers Galvani's experiments with frogs.
That was two centuries ago.
Not to mention Wilhelm Reich's research
on the bio-electric potential present in the skin of human beings
in this field I have I've come a long way.
Piera
close the blinds
trageda, lock the door
Yes professor.
The decisive moment is coming.
We will finally know if the potential
of the electricity in the skin can be measured and captured,
used for a practical purpose.
are we ready?
Yes, Professor.
Well before we begin, I would like to thank you.
for your precious and faithful...
Collaboration?
Collaboration!
It's an honor for us, Professor
I'd also like to remind you that if I asked you
to step in as volunteer assistants for
this experiment, it's only to protect the absolute secrecy of my research.
don't forget that Reich, Olson and Minski
also used their assistants in their research.
Yes professor
piera
you undress, please.
Yes, Professor.
this might be cold, please excuse me.
That's fine.
Thank you.
I have a very jealous husband. please don't let him find out about this.
He's sure to hear about this, i'm sure.
She'll end up in all the encyclopedias, but also
Sorry professor.
this is your task
you simply have to stimulate her erogenous zones.
Yes. Professor
that will tell the devices whether the energy produced here can justify the
practical exploitation of these areas.
Which Areas are these exactly, professor?
Let me see.
certain areas of the body have a
electrical behavior different from that of the rest of the surface
they are lips, nipples, earlobes, lower groin and cliterus.
In this case
when these zones are excited the electrical potential increases considerably.
So there you go.
Piera?
are you ready?
Yes, Professor.
Contact established.
Action.
There is energy. the energy is flowing
Taxi!
But now,
I need more direct evidence.
concrete, sensitive, luminous evidence.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Unobtainable.
But look, I only need one.
they're not available, I'm sorry.
Excuse me
Listen, I need some of those electrical lightbulbs.
but these are burned out.
Excuse me, but what do you need lightbulbs for?
That's none of your business.
I want them working with healthy filaments.
You won't find many of those around here
but maybe i can find some.
I only have a very limited quantity, but they are of high quality
i have 4. Look Philips even has the authentic date "1974".
Of course it's all about price here.
Are you a collector?
No, i'm gonna turn them on.
Even Reich says the most important
characteristic of urban power is the urge to penetrate.
It goes without saying that penetration implies the
presence of two elements. Element Two penetrating Element One.
This time I have to work on a couple.
Darling maybe it would be better if you used a spoon.
the real energy flows from the most complete sexual act.
Of course, darling.
It's been a long time since you've said anything so gentle to me.
and the most complete sexual act on this planet,
I have no doubt, is the friction between member and vagina.
I have no doubt either, my love
I'm going to go get ready
they will turn on.
They will light up
and then it's not just a theory anymore. we'll have concrete proof that
it is the case, that sexual acts, if of course the bulbs during
the sexual act turn on, present an undistinct but relative current.
Lie down.
Here.
If you don't take your hands off, I can't put
The leash-
enough, enough. Stop it.
Contact established.
can you hurry up?
have patience professor.
I'm ready professor
professor.
I need a chandelier
Ah, you again!
Do you have one?
so you liked your lightbulbs?
I have a Bohemian crystal one made in fire, cost a fortune.
I'll buy it and all the bulbs.
5.
5 kilowatts.
we need 5 kilowatts.
That would be nice.
Doctor Spina, you're out of the experiment.
No offense.
out of four bulbs, you lit only one
You understand that it would take you months to light a chandelier.
I'm sorry, but I can't wait that long.
I repeat, I need two subjects.
exceptionally gifted, you understand.
but professor, not with three people watching you.
I believe I could do it under normal
circumstances with no electrical wires attached.
Excuse me.
I am fully aware of the the difficulties you've had to overcome
which is exactly why I replaced the electrode wires.
I directly applied them to the genitals with these
magnetic plates. they're to be applied under the nets.
these magnetic plates absorb
all the electrical discharges produced and transmit them through these wires
all the way upstairs where they're connected to the machine.
This time the two subjects will not be
hindered or frightened neither by wires nor wood. It is well certain that
they won't even expect that they're lending themselves to an experiment
bed 1 and 2 ready!
well let's check if everything works.
Dr. Bine?
I can hear you Professor!
And you can see the controls well? I have perfect control of the whole environment.
Great.
Piera?
Yes professor, Yes?
Please sit down.
Dr. Spina?
Yes
stimulate the earlobes and the scalp.
Are you getting something?
Yes Professor,
the current is weak, but it's working.
very good
Adjust.
That's enough.
Excuse me, Professor. I don't understand.
You're not making any sense
How are you gonna find these perfect specimens?
How do we bring them together as if by accident?
i mean we just have a couple of beds.
what a Child you are.
This is a state hospital, not a Whorehouse.
Excuse me, but who's supplying us with them?
we'll go through police files.
There's everyone's file in there
there's everything, just everything: name, measurements, political ideas, habits.
bank accounts, gastronomic tastes and sexual proclivities.
I was given permission to access it under
the guise of a scientific investigation.
we worked through two nights before we found the right two subjects.
we are certain. His name is Daniele Venturoni!
what is his profession?
he is the hotel manager
does he work well?
he's a so-and-so director but all the hotel companies compete for him.
how so?
it says in the file that where he works, the clientele turnout
increases by 150%. the number of women by 200 percent. Not to mention that he finds time
to satisfy the female staff.
The female staff?
yes, The oil tanker, hairdresser, the masseuse, and all the maids.
All of them?
How many are there?
there are 6 on each floor.
well how many floors are there?
10.
So that's 60?!
Impressive.
Exactly Professor.
I want him here now.
Franscesca Renzi. Age 29.
Your file calls you a prolific housewife.
prolific housewife.
no, i'm talking about something else.
her dreams, we're talking about pressing sexual needs.
A nymphomaniac.
not a great card to pull in life
but it's perfect for the experiment.
we will explain. it couldn't wait
we had to bring them together by chance. otherwise it wouldn't work out.
Good Morning,Good Morning
overcoming some petty prejudices that will always exist,
highlights the historical significance of the experiment.
I'm sorry, it's all so strange. it is true that you were run over on the same day by
an ambulance... The same ambulance
please understand it's what they call a unique case.
I will have to stay in here for 15 days.
I will aswell, unless there are complications.
I'm sorry, but I can't just turn away. it's instinctive, don't you think?
No problem.
Of course, since they took away our health
they could have at least put us in two separate rooms.
No, the clinic is as full as an egg.
In fact, we were lucky to find two free beds i think
i believe.
believe me I'd ask.
But believe me, I don't know what to do about it.
I'd turn away, but I can't with my broken leg.
well, I'd turn away, but with my arm in this state I can't.
I'm in the same situation as you.
this is not the right time, go away damn you.
what did you say?
Excuse me, ma'am.
I wasn't talking to you.
Maybe it's better to sleep, don't you think?
That you got right.
it'd be a shame to waste an erection like that.
No, it's okay.
That means that soon enough the chandelier will turn on.
Two weeks is a long time, I'm sorry.
There's no hurry to heal.
That's what's important.
your children are here.
I'll let them in if it's okay with the man over here.
of course, for god's sake.
I really like children.
very kind.
I love them.
Kids kids come in.
Come and say hello to the mob.
there is a new Pope Mom
but you didn't even say hello to Mom.
is it true that your arm is broken?
You don't look like it mom. You're not retiring, right?
What are you talking about? in this economy?
Ha ha ha, my leg. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I thought it was mother's.
this Leg is not your mother's this is the property Of Mr.Venturoli
i'm sorry for your leg.
we've gotta go now. Say goodbye to your mom.
Be good at home.
Say goodbye to the man.
Goodbye, Fattie
sorry.
that's just kids.
Daddy, can I have a broken arm like Mommy
Daddy will break your little arm once we get home.
I remembered to bring your flute if you want to play it once in a while.
Thank you for thinking of that.
alright, let's go
My love, get well soon. the house is so empty without you.
so empty i can hardly believe it.
You should get a dog.
Come on, come on, come on.
Up you go now! there you are!
Mr. Renzi, what are you doing here?
doing a little spying I suppose.
I came here because of an
unfortunate accident. she's lucky she is alive.
My wife was a victim of an accident.
your wife?
Of course, his name is Renzi.
But I thought everyone from the Renzi family is super hot.
damn right your wife was due.
There you go.
An ambulance from the hospital hit her!
Of course it's unfortunate.
I don't want to say absurd and I don't know what to do for you.
If I could at least get a single room in the hospital.
can't take the risk
It's very difficult.
Every day a plan Tu Catania.
tomorrow the deputy director is coming to the hotel.
who gave you girls permission to come here?
No one!
The French Lady in room 302 asked for you!
And the German twins in-
Thank you girls for coming.
But the others had better not come now. Get back to work on the third floor.
thank you and goodbye
they told me that the Hotel directors are kind of like the great John.
But you amaze me
well you know how women are, aptitude falls under very humorous duties.
Chauvinist.
I was told that sometimes housewives
are very prolific and yet even you, Renzi, amaze me.
It's part of the job description.
You're a bachelor, aren't you? Yes, of course I am.
do you really play that instrument?
from time to time.
Very funny.
but I'm a graduate of the Cecilia school. I play professionally
and you're going to play it here.
if it bothers you, I'm not.
not at all
although I must say I'd prefer you to practice your other business.
preferred the one of the prolific housewife.
Now you're not even funny anymore.
sorry.
it doesn't matter.
Mr. Venturoni, it's your wife.
Hi, how are you?
i feel like a cricket.
I don't get it.
I don't get that they don't talk to each other anymore
as if they didn't know each other. Good morning.
I don't understand.
put it over here.
And then.
Saffron.
But there.
Paprika and candle powder
What is this?
This is good for you
if that's the way it is, then it's fine.
music.
has always been a great help in the seduction business.
This is Chopin, I'm told.
he never missed a shot.
Musically numb. I tried erotic readings
Casanova de Saint Emmanuel The recipes of the Kamasutra.
They laugh.
What they're laughing at, I don't know.
Instead, insert something that makes them friends and buddies.
What I want from these two ingrates is not a cordial friendship
but a simple naturalistic Copula.
What?
They have to fuck.
Dr. Spina.
Does it seem dignified to you to
wear a gown in that condition.
I mean, no, I'll go change right now. Here.
No, no, no, no.
Go over there and see what those two traitors are up to.
This coffee tastes like nothing
you don't mind if i play the-
but for heaven's sake, please.
Thank you.
Professor, sorry.
Weird... Really! I feel like a genital tingle.
What music is this? Mozart.
Francesca, I need to talk to you. Bear with me.
I don't want you to think the worst of me.
Please don't worry.
thank you.
Excuse me.
I wish i had told you about this earlier.
Francesca, I feel a great desire to make love.
I wondered when you'd ask me
don't worry about it, it's the flute
the flute?
Yes it does the exact same thing to my husband.
Even he has B-flat on the B-sharp.
I don't know.
Perhaps I better put away the instrument.
No it's fine.
It's strange,I thought it would only have an effect
on my husband, but look.
I can't see a damn thing.
I'm sorry, but right now could you do me a favor.
What favor?
I would just like to
lie down next to you, you know?
And then.
And then?
And then touch you here and there.
And then and then and then cross both of your breasts.
Then if you precede, you'll make me think.
you've got to be careful
I'll say it again maybe I'll stay here a little while on the breasts
and you meanwhile think out loud if you want to speak or especially if you sing.
i'm married and have a husband and 8 children.
are you quite sure?
That I have a husband and 8 children?
No, that you wanna do it.
No I'm faithful to a husband.
Well that's a pity, Because...
Because?
Because it would have been beautiful.
if we were together
love with you would have been beautiful.
Piera, Periscope.
Here we go.
look professor
congratulations.
It's incredible, they're generating so much power They're generating power at %25.
Now it's no longer enough to simply turn on a chandelier
I want to light up an entire building a street a neighborhood.
If I can accumulate the energy produced from a sufficient number of assaults.
And by linking the test subjects to this
organic box we should be able to accumulate enough energy to reach this goal.
I'm not sure, but I have
calculated that it should be sufficient to get them to do it 10 times.
And it's like when you do conservation and you put all your effort into one box
we're going to conserve the sexual energy in a box.
In that box there?
In this box here.
is the most beautiful canning box
that I've ever heard of
you'll be able to light up the whole boulevard.
Other than our oil and a high-powered power plants
Venturoli's got a hot rod
my love, are you ready yet?
Yes, nearly.
Damn it, Renzi.
who could've seen this coming
he can't take her with him yet. We must stop him.
Professor how will you stop him.
The period of hospitalization is over.
Piera!
Professor you have to push not pull.
like I don't know.
I've been working here for years.
But love, aren't you forgetting your flute
mom forgets everything
Well, good bye.
Have a good recovery.
See you again,
and thanks for everything.
I'll pick you up here
with the carriage the children will be sitting on
Mr. Renzi I have to tell you something.
how am I gonna convince Renzi to please let me keep his wife for
one more day and that I have to mate her a dozen times with Mr.Venturoni.
Venturoni. of course for a highly noble and scientific purpose
I must thank you.
no I must thank you.
Very, very much, very much to say, madam.
she says she's been well looked after, she's been provided for for free
and I believe you deserve the credit.
So thank you very, very, very much
cuckolded and happy.
i'll be certain, after one or two more days, of her health.
So as a precaution-
but for goodness' sake. healed, perfectly articulate
her arm, her hand. thank you for everything you have done.
Come on, dear.
Congratulations, ma'am, on everything.
I lost out on 20 kids, I'm screwed.
Piera
Yes, Professor.
you are a very pretty girl.
Yes, Professor.
You know how important this is experiment is.
and if the subjects and
streetlights are already connected, you know...
Just in case he liked some other girl too.
Yes, professor, please.
Piera, I'm sorry to ask you this, but I really...
I really shouldn't be asking. you know how much I care. and how much we all do.
We all care about this proud creature Piera
I would like to ask you to couple ten times with Mr Venturoni.
And I'm ashamed of it.
But how do I ask Piera.
I swear I'll never ask you for anything like that ever again.
Help me. Please believe me.
Professor.
She's already gone.
Yeah.
what are you doing?
What is happening, tell me what you are doing.
excuse my impetuousness
I don't want to lose the pajama, I didn't sign up for this.
Hold still, please.
I just want to talk to you.
But as we speak i want you to caresses me.
I like my breasts caressed, I'll be happy.
Look, lady, I know I'm not doing this.
you have misjudged me today.
I just can't do it
is it because you don't think I'm pretty enough?
No, you're very pretty.
but I really haven't eaten.
So let's make love a few times
You're not being nice.
a few times?
exactly!
How many.
let's see
maybe 10, then you can eat all you want!
I can't make love 10 times.
You're exaggerating.
There it is.
it seems like a quick little thing, not even a quarter kilowatt.
Let's hope the other nine do better.
We'll do them another time.
I promise you, honestly.
In fact, I'm taking a note now,
so i won't forget it
Nurse.
Nurse
wake up, wake up
good
look, I need you to do a little favor for me
If you could just be quiet and give me the address... You understand?
I live in Prati in via Monti
but No
i mean the address of the lady who was admitted with me.
you need to get to a hospital!
Taxi! Taxi! get over here!
thank you thank you, please bring me to the previous clinic
Seniora, wouldn't it be better to go to a Hospital that is closer.
no i am too severly injured to go to a low end clinic
Well, do as you please. we'll head to your previous clinic
Good Morning
Excuse me, is Mrs. Renzi here?
She just came back from yesterday's
clinic but just now they took her there again.
she must have broken her foot
at the clinic?
These two didn't go so well.
they sustained various rib fractures and severe dislocations of the lower limbs.
are they alive?
yes
but they're injured from top to bottom?
Professor! Professor!
The test subjects are back!
Professor! What about these two?
get them fixed up and sent home.
There's no room for them here.
What a coincidence.
Well this meat mallet fell on my foot. really a stupid mistake.
I've made a stupid mistake aswell..
And you?
I broke two phalanges in my middle finger and one in my ring finger.
and a pinkie finger. And you?
My Leg is completely crushed and can barely be moved.
None of it's true.
between you and me,
I just wanted to see you right away
I did that on purpose, too.
I had come to your house.
I brought you wildflowers.
but the doorman told me you were back at the clinic
so I took a brick
and hit your hand with it?
Well it was a for a good cause.
I just wanted to see you again to
tell you that we must never see each other again.
You're right.
I'm sorry, but it's impossible.
Of course it was good of you to come back
and to tell me you did the right thing.
But maybe at this point it's best if we just keep going.
yes.
Establish contact with the accumulators immediately prefixed for.
I like making love to you too much.
That's why we have to do more.
We can't do it anymore.
This is the last time we're doing this.
or at least one of the last times and then we'll stop. we will stop however.
I can't believe it, they stopped at the ninth!
Who do they think they are? Beethoven?
But he's already up to 46 kilowatts, professor
that's not enough.
It takes 50, I need an orgasm.
I'll explain, poor thing.
Give him time, Professor.
Maybe he'll get a little less tired.
No, it's important!
I want the tenth intercourse. Come on.
All I need is one, Please one more. one more.
Come one. One more. Get in her you useless Pig.
Professor.
51 kilowatts.
see.
Sometimes even a language that is not
properly scientific has its effectiveness.
Bravo.
and excuse me.
with 300 million in salary. What am I supposed to do on the 20th?
you're asking for an advance?
wow
are you seeing these lights?
I must be drunk
it's not an hallucination, it's real.
I'm curious about something.
what about my sexual energy.
what could i do? they're able to light up and entire neighborhood!
I'll just try the old high-fidelity turntable to start with.
she's always so beautiful.
Let's see, you're not making love to her.
You're wasting a lot of time.
who is it.
don't worry, dear.
what are you doing there under the bed.
I-
I'm looking for my slippers
I can barely see you beautiful.
I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do.
I'll get me some glasses.
and you feel good about yourself.
you're pretty and beautiful
you're beautiful
but you're very beautiful
You're great.
you're a great piece of... piece. you're a great piece.
I like what you're talking about.
finally you're not reading a book
How do you wanna have it, honey?
Now I'd like a practical one.
I don't remember exactly which side you're on.
Yeah, I know.
But you said that we don't do it enough.
then let's do it right.
I'm interested, but no.
Yes yes yes I'd like for it to play at least until the end of the first song.
I wish.
What is this music.
it's like a record
but it's so high fidelity
it's not your average crank gramophone.
Professor Nobili, please follow us.
There has been an issue, you must follow us.
Please You must speak, you must answer.
I don't know if you realize the importance of this matter.
you turned the lights on.
Minister, I know of no such thing.
who set fire to a burned-out candle.
Professor Nobili you're responsible for this enlightenment
exactly three hours ago, and right underneath your lab.
and you know nothing about this?
that's right.
Look, there are people who would do this the hard way.
What does that have to do with the inquiry
Powerful Asian, European, American Companies would kill for this technology.
what are you doing?
coffee
You're not taking this seriously and you won't get out of here unless you do your part.
Eminence.
What is this story about the boulevard lighting up.
monsignor, a miracle.
So we're waiting for an explanation.
All right.
It was me
I point this out as a
non-polluting source of clean energy.
professor, I object to the nonchalance of calling this clean energy.
I'm a scientist Monsignor, the theological aspect-
you claim that we can
get heating and television back, the means of transport and even the cars
ready and drawing power. From a boost of sexual energy.
yes, exactly
I can show you if you want.
I can have you witness, in person, the repetition of the experiment.
But if it were true
to think Italy for the first time in its
history would be known as the number one power supplier.
It would be known to all that in this field we are unbeatable.
Nothing surprises me anymore.
Science has always inflicted upon our
heart painful blows, but this is certainly the hardest one to take in my position
if he gets in our way ...
there's gonna be trouble.
you have to convince him
they'll have to persuade him.
But what exactly did he mean by eventual energy.
Sexual energy, not eventual energy.
Ah, I see.
Monsignor Monsignor.
you too have always preached love.
In the heart professor,
Love in the heart, not-
do not commit impure acts.
It will be a matter of changing only one commandment.
It wouldn't be complicated.
So you want me to abuse my power to make official decisions alone?
I have to attend to my duties.
We'd appreciate if you could put in a good word, Your Eminence.
think about it, Monsignor
you could be the new Luther, you could become a great reformer.
I'll think about it and what do you think you're doing.
please step through this door.
You see, through the lens of this periscope you can witness the development
of the experiment. Our two guinea pigs were asleep a minute ago
deeply and tenderly embraced but
it is to be hoped that when they awaken
it will not take a long time for for the experiment to begin.
Please, Minister.
you should have the first look.
Professor, there are three of them.
What?
The two guinea pigs are joined by a third.
Venturoli's wife.
Love, what a nice surprise
love, a suprise to see you embracing this lady.
what lady?
oh this lady!
yes, this one.
You say I slept with her in my arms
i'm sure of what I saw.
Be quiet! They recommended absolute rest.
That's good, but what were you doing hugging this lady.
I don't know, maybe i did it in my sleep
I don't understand why they put the beds so close together.
Maybe it was her hugging me.
I didn't even notice.
I swear.
So now you're all healed up come home and You can sleep with me in your bed.
Don't worry.
no one will hug you without your knowledge.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, I was going to say that.
i'm cured.
I'll go get the carriages. I'll be waiting for you.
i'll be down in a flash.
oh you've awoken?
I was awake the entire time.
You're a coward.
and rude too.
if you come back and i'll stomp you on your little hands.
you're being sarcastic.
it's not a great time to talk, you know. I'm in a hurry.
One more hand, one more foot free. Go to my house and when I come back we'll talk
Everything is fine.
I don't want to see or hear from you ever again.
you can break all your bones if you want It's over!
okay.
With anyone else, I can't guarantee results.
We put them in white
and force them to fuck like a couple of soldiers
we can discuss that in the future.
At least for now, it is absolutely indispensable that the two subjects
are completely unaware that they were taking part in an experiment
we need to find a way to bring them together again.
without any wives and husbands getting in the way.
I have a sneaking suspicion
that my wife is cheating on me and that makes me a little uncomfortable.
Ah. Old prejudices.
You're a man of science.
let's pretend this is about Dinner.
it's a physiological need for you to get nervous if your wife is
going out to dinner sometime with someone else.
Not me.
Watch out.
A couple of harmless fractures, but other than that they were fine.
We had now secured the complicity of the the hotel owner and arranged
the Concerto di Santa Cecilia
the Concert the former student is playing in will give us a chance,
a chance to bring the two back together.
they'll run right into arms of our genius plan. Go ahead now.
the plan is to have the hotel staff on vacation,
would you watch out?
i'm sorry.
watch out next time.
instead of waiters and waitresses we'll hire
scientists and authorities to take control of the venue.
Then we can carry out our experiment without arousing suspicion.
Idiots, who taught you!
Don't worry about it.
Moron.
professor.
the government will pay for everything.
I'm more concerened about Venturoni suspecting our plan
No, no, no. He's just very upset about the service.
you know how much i care about that.
this is the room the event will occur in.
i want plates everywhere!
Under the armchairs, under the table, under the vase of flowers, everywhere!
Even under the bed, in the bathroom, under the toilet seat.
But I think they're gonna make love on the glass.
I don't know where they'll do it.
So put plates under all those.
Even uncomfortable surfaces that might not propitiate and welcome an intercourse
improvised both horizontal and vertical.
Yes Professor!
this time I won't take no for an asnwer.
I don't want to attract any more prying eyes.
I'll start the elevators.
(mumbled math)
Five orgasms should be enough to get all three elevators up to the
ninth floor and get them back down to the first.
it'll be a joy to hear Francesca Renzi's playing.
It's too bad I won't have an excuse to see her again.
Can you open this bottle?
(With his granddaughter graduating from high school.)
(she has to do two more years of advanced training.)
(she studies with Professor Michael)
(Professor Michael Johnson.)
(he's a wonderful Professor)
It's not coming out.
There she is.
Unfortunately, she hasn't seen him yet.
She entered when Venturoni was in the back of the management but she will see him.
And if I'm not mistaken, as soon as she sees him
she'll lose her senses, and if she doesn't,
I'll knock her out.
I confess that maneuvering people's
destinies as if they were Geneva puppets,
is an incipient delusion of grandeur.
here I am.
I'm sorry i'll go and get a new bottle.
It's a pain in the ass.
this concert of old hens.
You think that's a flute?
Here we go.
Francesca
Francesca!
Out of the way! i am a doctor!
it won't come out.
You are the director! You should have the simple intuition to help out.
You have a spare room?
bring her to room 325!
There are at least 20 other rooms closer to this one
forget about that.
no no, bring her to 325!
Bravo.
Good Job.
and now you help me undress her
me? undress her?
yes
I think there's a blanket somewhere.
There's not much here.
I'm sorry.
What are you doing?
Help me cover her up.
you're doing it, and you're taking it well.
I'm gonna go get something. It's gonna take me a while.
It's all you.
keep an eye out and make sure that no one disturbs you.
Alright.
professor.
shush
pay attention
yes
damn it.
what do i do now.
I can't do this.
Maybe just a couple.
and now you'll see it.
Congratulations, Professor.
You do realize that by destiny
You can only meet so many times in life by pure chance.
Now would you please allow me to do it.
You need to rest.
I'm telling you.
I love your pair of breasts.
we're a great pair too.
I only wish someone could watch us.
i'm so proud.
Such sensual touches.
It's quite moving.
I'll do everything.
it's kind of like watching a pornographic movie, isn't it?
yes.
So you need no scruples. we can sleep and noone can find us.
Besides, we're alone here.
it's all my fault.
I should've never left you.
How can I say no.
I think it's like last time.
3, 4
this is a beautiful dream. us making love.
Okay we're there
Calm down, gentlemen.
I think three of you will be more than
enough to control the experiment from the inside.
Professor Gabrielli, you're the dean.
You have the honor of elevator number one.
I'm claustrophobic, but no one in the
world would give up this opportunity
Professor De Marchi,
Mateiss
contact established.
Gentlemen.
Go.
Professor, allow me to express to you my great respect.
just wait.
i apologize for my doubts
magnificent, extraordinary, fantastic job.
we would've still been searching for copper without your greatness.
he's stuck.
Professor Gabrielli can you hear me.
Try operating the emergency opening.
There must be a ring.
do you see it?
I can't even jump in here
try!
can you reach it?
It's too high up!
that guy's gonna die
i want to pay tribute to the first victim
of the new scientific era
general please.
it's just a slight miscalculation.
it shouldn't need more than 10 watts, maybe we can fix it.
Professor Gabrielli? do you hear me?
Just be patient for a few minutes.
We'll set you free in the time it takes to make love.
those two are fast. gentlemen, let's head downstairs.
No no I won't ever forget what happened.
you understand how risky this is for me.
Even in a hotel room i'm not safe.
I work here, but that's beside the point.
I'm not some object.
I have a husband and children who love me.
it happened once
this isn't a movie.
you've had 8 husbands in thirty years
get away from me!
Listen to me, Listen to me
all i want is you
i don't wanna hear it!
You rascal
we are in this place and are doing it.
But it's not.
Francesca!
I will never make love with anyone else ever again
i don't want to be an adulterer.
I'm a decent woman.
I want a husband and children.
please Francesca, please.
Don't do this!
I'm leaving.
I'm leaving for good.
Francesca, you're the woman i think of every day.
Well, she's right.
What now?
who will pull Gabrielli out of the elevator.
No, professor, I'm really sorry.
I'm sorry.
All right, I'll go then.
it won't be a lot
but it'll be enough.
Come on, run.
what are you doing here?
You owe me, remember?
But the real talent is talking.
No, I don't like talking
You've got nine more times to go with me.
You promised, remember?
i never promised anything!
Yes, in the hospital, you must remember that.
I said 10 times!
and we did it once.
so out of 10 times, means there's 9 times left.
That's a good pounding.
Well, that's enough.
Gentleman
naked while there is no one there.
is he still alive?
Hopefully rescued soon.
we'll get him.
Francesca it's not what it looks like.
Francesca, please.
Francesco, try to understand me.
Let me explain.
Francesca Please don't leave. you are all i want.
I'm sorry.
I happen to be acting on
this obsession with fucking at the worst
possible time.
it always ruins everything.
It's over.
This time it's really over.
He's on his way down.
Professor Gabrielli.
Please get the ladies out of here.
Then, Monsignor, what news do you have to report. good or bad?
I'll be here to observe and assess where you stand.
The final experiment remains, Monsignor.
We will operate on a much larger sample.
no longer one couple but many pairs all at once.
No more super-talented champions
people unaware of their ability to engage
excuse me, Monsignor.
I want to know if even you and me could do it.
I'm just saying, sir. if it produces energy. we should exploit it.
solitary sexuality, homosexuality, mating against nature, libido,
Oral coitus.
Axillary coitus.
Everything. we should use it.
God, what a scandal!
professor, it's useless to beg.
more importantly.
to know if to release electrical energy.
the simple action of penetration is enough
,or whether the presence of the love, of feeling is required.
And in this case we'd be screwed.
The Lord could not be exploited industrially
or even militarily.
And me.
I certainly hope not.
That's the awful suspicion that's been bothering me.
Rick was convinced that the presence of the
feeling of tenderness was decisive and if he was right
we must start all over again.
how?
i'm stupid.
The other night I forgot to to disconnect my colleague and colleagues.
But here it is happening in my bed.
I wanted to yell.
My own wife cheating on me with a guy. And why.
Done.
Thank you.
But that's Ugo, the doorman.
Thanks
Thank you Ugo
on the first day of the month? it may be no longer
necessary. It seems the professor shows a certain reawakening of interest.
That's right, Mrs. Martini is here.
she booked a session. I didn't have
a day off. you realize there are more than 30 of you in the building.
i'm still available
Let me know at your convenience.
Thank you, sir.
A mistress in our condo.
Not even the dignity to know that we you have one another for your exclusive use.
you make love to the same man who
does it with Mrs. De Marchi and Mrs. Torri
but it's less of a burden on the family budget Honey, Ugo has been very kind.
We've agreed on a a very affordable flat rate.
I'm not questioning that he gave a group discount
you don't understand anything.
It's a mechanical thing.
body maintenance. believe me. I don't love him.
It's stupid.
But it's Ugo who starts the record player.
record player?
What are you talking about?
are you sure, honey.
about what?
That you have no feeling for him.
no feeling, however vague, of friendship.
Of love and affection.
I feel nothing. for him.
How can I tell you?
and the turntable went off anyway.
THANK YOU.
I'm going with much more security into this decisive experiment.
I know now that love is not needed.
above all let's not make a mess that's the rule of showing up.
You two get in here.
Two men can do it too.
We've connected all the rooms to the hotel's electrical equipment
fan, electric oven, coffee machines.
Microwave, toaster, the blender.
come
you get in here
Piera, please! What are you doing to me?
Everything is connected.
There, you see?
Look over here.
Here's what happens when the first one goes off in a bed.
Energy discharges.
The little number in the room below comes on.
the number of kilowatts appears.
you'll see if you have a vacuum cleaner or because my
assistants will act as as spotters and relays.
We will know as we go along,
what happens in each room and I'll explain the value of energy.
expressed by various sexual acts and behaviors.
A great experiment!
A great whorehouse!
are we ready, professor.
Gentlemen we can begin.
We can now proceed.
Room 907 with a normal Coitus. 5 kilowatts.
anal sex, four kilowatts.
Room 124, Homosexual Sex, 9 kilowatts.
masturbation, 2 kilowatts.
it's not much but everything helps.
Premature ejaculation, room 618 two kilowatts
What's that one.
Oh well, Flatulence, I suppose can work aswell.
What?
I don't know.
But it generated half a kilowatt.
Twelve kilowatts.
oral sex, six kilowatts.
four legged, like beasts. everyone's favorite.
I know, unfortunately.
7 kilowatts.
come on let's go
blessed son, are you sure you couldn't generate discharges
from spiritual bonds between worthy maidens of sure virtue.
I'm sorry, Monsignor, but I couldn't
to get a pound out of platonic love and from chaste cohabitation it needs to be done.
but monsignor, We could become the most powerful nation in the world.
Armoured divisions
aircraft and navy at the service of the Church
the church can take a more benevolent attitude towards sex.
We're not entirely unprepared for it.
As early as the eighteenth century the Belgian Jesuit fathers admitted to the
palpation of the breasts. during sex. we could set a religious precedent.
On this road we can certainly agree.
Surely it will be enough to drive the spouses to all sorts of excesses.
Encourage masturbation
i hope you mean as part
of the family institution?
But no, that's not enough
not enough?
No, this isn't about lighting
chandeliers. our problems here require enormous amounts of energy to reactivate
large power plants factories. Depravity must be encouraged
adultery, homosexuality, rape, not only encorouged. But we need hold them up as new models of moral life.
for example discourage virginity.
Perhaps with a tax.
The triumph of lust.
On the other hand, a gentleman is left with six other deadly sins.
For example, we could agree
and then call a council to replace lust with some new sin.
It's not that easy.
And what would you say to substituting it for something else.
for what?
Such as freedom of opinion
or democracy.
It's never been heard of.
We Priests so enjoyed the suppression of sex.
Excellence.
Professor your experiment has been compromised
the science equipment stolen.
No
that's not possible.
These are the jerks from room 124.
go tell him it's not the right time.
what do you want?
stay quiet Mr. Venturoli and you won't get hurt.
We just need a little bit of information about the experiment.
What experiment.
The experiment.
We want to see if you can run a train.
A Train?
That's right.
you're crazy.
So what are you telling us.
I don't understand anything.
Maybe you made a mistake.
i spied on you, get it
I still don't understand.
Then you must now strip naked
get going!
What do you hope to find if I may know?
Let me go.
Don't touch me.
calm down
Normal penis,
normal testicles.
sorry if this hurts.
stop pushing me this way
Daniele
Franscesca
i can't believe this is happening.
All of these people asked me about an experiment.
I don't get it either.
I've never experimented,
neither have I.
when you and me were stripped naked they said
those things about an experiment and that I have to do something.
they said the same thing to me
but I'm glad to see you. I missed you very much.
I always thought you felt that it's all over.
that between us can never ever be anything again.
What do you want.
I didn't do anything.
i can't give you a single penny
but you can drive a train?
O isn't she beautiful?
in perfect condition.
But that only means so much when it doesn't start.
It's all over here then.
you will be free and paid given you cooperate.
But it's been 20 years since we've had power to drive. it can't drive without electricity.
Do as I say.
Well, the time has come.
Now I will tell you what you must do.
if you do do well I won't come back often
within a blink of the eye we can become very bad guys obviously.
But what do we have to do.
this is crazy
5 hours. Within that time you must mate ten times.
I don't understand. Who are you?
that doesn't matter
But why do we have to fuck 10 times?
what do you want from us?
And why ten?
Because that's what it says on the clipboard
on the bed
only on the bed.
Not on the floor. Clear?
Not on the ground?
Nor standing understood
not even standing up?
who are these people what they want from us.
Honey, five hours is a short time.
We'd better get started.
Okay, go.
alright get going.
I think you should get yourself committed up front.
just do it.
see, it's just as i told you.
All in all, I'm glad my
discovery went into effect even sooner than I thought.
Heritage of all mankind.
And it's impressive how quickly the world got back on track.
People seem happy again now that the old dear comforts of the past are back.
Once transport communications, radio, the television, telephone, washing machine and
the automobile were back. The pleasure of returning to living fast returned
making the machines work again and resting their own muscles
all their muscles except for a few.
it's understandable that the one thing that has become indispensable to make it work.
almost Incessantly became popular
each family is in fact able to produce the energy they need on their own
my mashine has now become an essential household appliance.
in each sales centre they explain in a few minutes how to use and operate them.
Dad, Mom, that's enough.
We thank you for your kind attention and we wish you all a good evening
drink and be merry because in a few minutes the first episode will air.
of the 1997 edition of Sexuality combined with the New Year's Eve raffle.
At the end of the evening
a cultural debate on the topic school reform in the classroom.
explain in your own words a serene
family orgy day at home or on a field trip.
It was inevitable that sex would become
the dominant theme of life and for that reason
constantly remembered and depicted in every aspect of industrial design
for high society.
with the explicit purpose of conditioning the mind
of every man to think of only one thing can produce and generate energy.
Of course the industrial need of
Energy is provided by large power plants that are fed by
skilled workers called word vendors. which I assume has
originated from a contraction of the primitive definition of an atomic ant.
Everything seems to be in order again. it all is perfectly normal.
65 speed up the pace and finish.
They're just petting each other in 104.
Seventh case in 24 hours.
I don't understand. Instead of providing energy exchange
this couple has been steadily decreasing.
in the last production week it has experienced a drop of 32
percent over the past week.
on the whole?
you still haven't figured out what sentiment is.
The old sentiment trap
they no longer provide because they fall in love they get distracted.
you think so?
daddy always told me that business doesn't go with the heart.
It's not enough to encourage sex.
No.
can you do me another little favor?
what favor
instead of deciding a new sin, make up a new taboo
That's love.
Love as a feeling must be discouraged.
Forbid love to persecute it.
You have to establish that people
can mate freely when, how and where they want but without love.
Books such as The Betrothed, Romeo and Juliet,
Little Flowers of Saint Francis or Snow White and the seven dwarfs
must be condemmed as obscene.
we must forbid slow dances.
Establish censorship of love letters. purge vocabularies of all words
that can signify and express affection, feeling, sympathy.
Prohibiting walking and holding hands
hand out life sentences for innocuous caresses. prohibit prohibit.
arested last night in deference to recent legislation issued by the
government to strike at the deplorable regurgitations of petty sentimentality in Rome,
the policed carried out
a complex anti-crime operation
exchanging expressions of disgusting
tenderness for a more acceptable form of expression
the couple were wearing, for the purpose of clear provocation, scandalously clean clothes.
They were caught red-handed
and charged with indecent exposure.
and now a filmed report from our correspondent from Stockholm
the awarding of Nobel Prizes has had a particular importance this year.
it was in fact awarded for physics and biology to
the distinguished Italian scientist Professor
Enrico nobili in recognition of his clamorous discovery that brought the
world the well-being and serenity that it had lost.
Cheers
to our famous Nobel Prize winner, scientist and friend of man.
a friend of women aswell.
Cheers
Would you mind if I went in the pool for a while?.
No that's fine.
Thanks, it's getting so hot in here.
But what if someone sees?
I don't care.
Even though the law now says
they can only send those out at funerals.
I'd give you a bunch of 'em this big.
be quiet, you'll get us both arrested, let's go over here.
For a couple of months now I've had the feeling that
francesca no longer provides it willingly.
after that unfortunate accident
I'm a wreck, but you know how it is with people.
she won't do it with friends and guests.
she finds a thousand excuses to say she can't.
I'm just annoyed. I'm mortified.
You understand it's not a position that people take
you'll see that you're wrong and you're definitely wrong.
Finally, no one can see us here.
We can only hope as much as we like.
We can look into each other's eyes
without a shadow of lust and hold hands with no lustful purpose.
Are you sure that Francesca and that
Venturoni are not something different than a pure and simple normal honest
carnal intercourse. There was no excuse. The term was sentiment
you must be imagining things, dear Renzi you work too much on your imagination.
Francesca.
Francesca where are you?
My husband
quick, let's fuck
fuck
good evening
hello
good evening
You saw that.
You have absolutely nothing to worry about.
Nothing at all.
You don't, but I do.
Crazy.
As long as sex was considered a sin people thought of nothing else.
Now that it has become a social obligation
in fact morally it ends up that you don't want to know about it anymore.